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Redneck
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Contributor:
RoseGoddess
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Redneck in the Ghetto
There may be a redneck in the ghetto if . . .
. . . somebody says, "Yo man" and he says, "Yo mama."
. . . someone says Ho, he starts looking for cotton the chop.
. . . he thinks he can leave his rifle mounted in the back of his parked pickup truck overnight.
. . . girls walking the streets ask him for a date, and he feels this is his lucky day.
. . . he hears a guy standing on the street saying, "Crack, Crack, Crack," and he pulls up his bluejeans.
. . . he thinks greens is something you play golf on.
. . . his wife tells him she is being blackmailed and he wants to know what dude she is having an affair with.
. . . he thinks it would be funny to go out as a ghost on Halloween, and run around the ghetto with a white sheet over his head.
. . . someone asks him for a forty, and he gives them two twenty dollar bills.
. . . he walks up to the local basketball court and says, "You BOYS are making to much noise."
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