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Category: Redneck
Reader Rating: 2.40
Contributor: RoseGoddess

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Redneck in the Ghetto


There may be a redneck in the ghetto if . . .

. . . somebody says, "Yo man" and he says, "Yo mama."

. . . someone says Ho, he starts looking for cotton the chop.

. . . he thinks he can leave his rifle mounted in the back of his parked pickup truck overnight.

. . . girls walking the streets ask him for a date, and he feels this is his lucky day.

. . . he hears a guy standing on the street saying, "Crack, Crack, Crack," and he pulls up his bluejeans.

. . . he thinks greens is something you play golf on.

. . . his wife tells him she is being blackmailed and he wants to know what dude she is having an affair with.

. . . he thinks it would be funny to go out as a ghost on Halloween, and run around the ghetto with a white sheet over his head.

. . . someone asks him for a forty, and he gives them two twenty dollar bills.

. . . he walks up to the local basketball court and says, "You BOYS are making to much noise."

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