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Category: Redneck
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Personal Hygiene for Rednecks


# Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
# If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
# While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
# Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours.

Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.



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