funny jokes and humor online joke humorous jokes and gags
Holiday jokes (6)
Animal jokes (25)
April fool jokes (0)
Bar jokes (120)
Blonde jokes (89)
Bumper stickers (7)
Cancerous Faggots (0)
Classic jokes (3)
Computer jokes (29)
Farmers (6)
Food jokes (2)
Gender (86)
Insults (20)
Kids jokes (34)
Knock knock jokes (1)
Lawyer jokes (31)
Medical jokes (21)
Miscellaneous jokes (9)
Myspace jokes (2)
One liners (7)
Parent jokes (1)
Political jokes (2)
Practical jokes (2)
Redneck (82)
Sports jokes (1)
Top ten jokes (11)
Work jokes (31)
Yo mama jokes (35)

Picture/Video Links!
President of China
Not Too Peeky
Perfect Bar
Money Illusion
Pole In Apartment
Camera In The Park
Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Reader Rating: 3.25
Contributor: RoseGoddess

Add This Joke To:

How To Tell Where A Driver Is From...

One hand on wheel, One hand on horn: CHICAGO.

One hand on wheel, Middle finger out window: NEW YORK.

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, Cutting across all lanes
of traffic: NEW JERSEY.

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, Foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON.

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: INDIANA.......but, driving in CALIFORNIA.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY.

One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, Banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE.

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator, and both feet on brake, Throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS.

Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun ounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, Squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA.

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA.

One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS (or WEST VIRGINIA).

Rate this joke






Email this joke to a friend
Your email address:
Your friends address:
Recieve joke in your email.