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Category: Gender
Reader Rating: 3.00
Contributor: RoseGoddess

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Rules Women Wished Guys Knew


1. We are NOT you'r MOTHER!

2. Were NOT put here just to bear you'r children!

3. I do have a life outside of children,cleaning,and kissing you'r ass.

4. No mean's NO - That does not leave room for discussion!

5. Don't lie you'r not good at it we know more then you think we know!

6. If you can look then so can I !

7. Compliments wouldn't hurt us ....Lack of giving them may hurt you!

8. Beauty lies within.... until you piss her off! Hint Warning sign's may be small look carefully.

9. Honesty is a womens best friend , Money is a long lost reletive!

10. Be there for her,beside her, helping her not making things harder and more work for her!

11. Listening does not constitute shake head and say uh huh. When looked at for a response. Remember you may be asked on a later date about this subject! It is highly advisable to be able to recall that information! Otherwise your in TROUBLE!

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