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Category: Bar jokes
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Contributor: RoseGoddess

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CORKED!


A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse. The Bartender asks him how it happened so the guys sighs and says:
"Well, I was walking along the beach when I came across this magic lantern. I picked it up and started to brush off the dirt when all of a sudden this genie pops out.
The genie told me I could have three wishes and I said.. No shit!"

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