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A blonde goes to the shop


One day a blonde girl went to the shop. she was 15 years old. When she went in she said to the manager "whats bread, jam, rolls and buns and where are they".

The manager replies "are you dumb or something oh I should of known your a blonde I guess your shopping for your mum what you gonna do when your older if you don't know what this stuff is."

The blonde replies "I beg your pardon I don't get what you mean".

He replies "I am not repeating it, you should listen, not be so dumb like you blonde's are"

The blonde girl goes home and tells her mum what was said her mum replies "well what do you expect acting like your dumb your a smart girl".

She replies "well I thought he would of known I was a smart blonde but he was fooled by it but I didn't manage to get your stuff".




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